Deer Blogstreem,
It haz been browt to my attenshun that my fambly heer in the Wayfarer houshold don’t think I’m very brite. I must proatest!
I am a hiely intellugent pugg, I tell you!
I am grately offendud that my fambly wuld make such accuzationz! For instants, nun of the rest of them know that yure s’posed to chase carz! I meen, whut else are carz good for?
Cents I have been in this houshold, I have been ridikuled and mocked, and I am fed up, I tell you! This insanuty must stop! Pleeze, send messuges to my fambly and tell them thay must sease and decist with all the ridikule and karakter defication immediutely!
Bsides, if I wuz that stoopid, I wuldn’t know how to use a komputer!
Thank you fur lisning!
Cincerly,
Skeetur Dubbleyu Pugg
Oh, brother!!!
peace, wayf
I knue ther wuz nice peeple on Blogstreem that wuld help me.
You ar veree nice to rite a messuge to my fambly!
Thankz to yu and Buddee!
cinserely,
Skeetur Dubblyu Pugg
First of all, your father did a terrific job teaching you to spell (heavy sarcasm here).
Your father and I DID NOT say you are not bright. We just said that you "ain't all there" which makes you fit in perfectly with the rest of us!
And just who gave you permission to get on the blog?
Your Mother