Deer Blogstreem,
It haz been browt to my attenshun that my fambly heer in the Wayfarer houshold don’t think I’m very brite. I must proatest!
I am a hiely intellugent pugg, I tell you!
I am grately offendud that my fambly wuld make such accuzationz! For instants, nun of the rest of them know that yure s’posed to chase carz! I meen, whut else are carz good for?
Cents I have been in this houshold, I have been ridikuled and mocked, and I am fed up, I tell you! This insanuty must stop! Pleeze, send messuges to my fambly and tell them thay must sease and decist with all the ridikule and karakter defication immediutely!
Bsides, if I wuz that stoopid, I wuldn’t know how to use a komputer!
Thank you fur lisning!
Cincerly,
Skeetur Dubbleyu Pugg