That Skeeter just ain't all there!



Bow Wow

Jesse W. Pug

Deer Blogstreem,

 

It haz been browt to my attenshun that my fambly heer in the Wayfarer houshold don’t think I’m very brite. I must proatest!

I am a hiely intellugent pugg, I tell you!

 

I am grately offendud that my fambly wuld make such accuzationz! For instants, nun of the rest of them know that yure s’posed to chase carz! I meen, whut else are carz good for?

 

Cents I have been in this houshold, I have been ridikuled and mocked, and I am fed up, I tell you! This insanuty must stop! Pleeze, send messuges to my fambly and tell them thay must sease and decist with all the ridikule and karakter defication immediutely!

 

Bsides, if I wuz that stoopid, I wuldn’t know how to use a komputer!

 

Thank you fur lisning!

 

Cincerly,

Skeetur Dubbleyu Pugg

 

 

 

 

Dad's mad
"Enough!", he says he's had

"All night,"
He screams, "You pugs wrestle and fight!"

Upstairs
Neighbors screaming, pulling hairs

I bark
And within Skeeter, light a spark

Cacophony
Why's dad looking that way at me?

Just helping
Got to let him know with my yelping

Heavy eyes
But they're still yelling outside

One more bark
"JESSE!", dad's voice in the dark

Morning, and Dad's still here!
I like his scratches behind my ears

But, maybe I'll let him sleep
NAAAAAHHHH! I'm hungry, I gotta eat!



Bow! Wow!

Jesse and Skeeter W.Pug

 

If I had fingers, I'd be all over this!!!

 

bow! wow!

Jesse W. Pug